666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

(Source: tuhree, via palmist)

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via humorking)

unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

(via exteriors)